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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

(via sacealia)

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(via ambiguousintentions)

steveholtvstheuniverse:

tragicallyshoujo:

nintendonut1:

SKA HAS INFILTRATED SUPER SMASH BROS SKANK FOREVER SMASHERS

oh my gooooOOOOOOOODDDD

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via newleaf-mensfashion)

ben-bendraws:

smoxz:

starcre8tor:

Just. Listen.  [x]

i went into this expecting to not be disaponted and i was right.

HOLY HELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTEDLY GOOD

(via iffem)

phoneus:

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raa. raaah. raa. raa. raaow. *looks up then back down then up again* raaoow. *pause to reflect* hurgh. HISSSS…. Wow. Wow. Wow! *pause, string of spit hanging from mouth* …WOW! wooow. 

(via ambiguousintentions)

chen000:

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

(Source: hydrangea7, via dodie-snk)

octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

(via ruinedchildhood)

pemsylvania:

I JUST GOT YELLED AT BECAUSE A GARBAGE TRUCK DROVE BY AND I TOLD MY FRIEND HIS RIDE WAS HERE

(via josethetoplaner)

raspbeary:

raspbeary:

theres nothing worse than when youre playing league and someone decides to act like the main character in a shonen anime and say shit like “i ll never back up from a fight!” like way to second hand embarrass the entire earth

on a second thought theres nothing worse than when youre playing league, thats it

(via josethetoplaner)

thefuuuucomics:

dictatorboy:

Shirt I saw while souvenir shopping

i must have this shirt

(Source: protoni, via petcanadian)

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(via petcanadian)

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

(via petcanadian)

zwampert:

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Sometimes I wonder whether or not Team Rocket was even real in this movie.

(Source: zwampert, via petcanadian)